Reactivity Series
there was chemistry lesson during the last period today.
i was tired and restless. so i squirmed for a stretch when miss begam got distracted by my very exagerated movements, much to her pleasure. =P
so a very pleased miss begam ordered me to recite the reactivity series, obviously overflowing with sadistic joy to see me racking my under used pea brain in agony.
but right, i did it LEH!
and miss begam said she was very proud of me!
hahahahahaha. cool or not! =P
even a not so clever, very silly, IQ 120 only baytrees knows the reactivity series.
you cannot don't know. =)
(diana! your IQ is 160! recite the reactivity series backwards with your chin touching your elbow!)
it's proven that gross and disgusting things are easier to remember.
especially if you have a visual mind.
so if you use my acronym, you can imagine
a Zebra making out with another zebra, and they are moaning.
then you look to the table beside the bed and see a pack of condoms which the zebras are not using because they Hate Condoms etc etc.
hahaaha. if not, you can remain innocent and clean; condemn me for contaminating your pure brain with dirty things. =P
remember miss begams'
Poisonous Sausages Can Make A Zulu Ill. Therefore Let Highly Clever Men Slaughter Good Pigs. =P
banana says i am inspiring cause she had fun at chemistry lesson today.
come on, read Chemistry Is Perspective! be inspired!
love chemistry! =P
chill-
3 Comments:
This might be 11 years old, but I think it just saved me, so thank you. BTW I was five when you posted this... :)
Thanks for posting this.
Poisened sausges can make all capable Zimbabweans ill therefor let highly clever men serve god peacefully. Thats how we would do it in my country.
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